Captained by Stump Chat Nelson the sloths performed dismally both with bat and ball. The fielding was so bad one spectator was heard to utter “is this a team for geriatric’s only?”. He may have been right. Can we get some proper players please? Not just the usual shite that can be half arsed to turn up for a match, mainly due to the fact that they have been chased out of every other social activity on offer locally and their partners / children are sick of them moping about the home.

My dead cat could play better cricket.